The Buckle Bunny Race Is Heating Up Before The NFR
Back numbers are the scoreboard, and the new wave is coming for a record.
BY CHUTE 6 STAFF · DALLAS
Photo from the Chute 6 desk. Caption on file with the editor.
The Buckle Bunny race is heating up as we inch closer to the NFR. What bunny will take home the most back numbers this year?
The Ozempic is running rampant, the closets are already depleting and the Plan B is on standing order. Will we have a record-setting year for the most back numbers collected in modern history?
A blonde from Highland Park allegedly holds that record near and dear between her thighs — but the new wave seems determined to show what it really means to GET DOWN IN THE CHUTE.
Hugh Hefner had the Playboy bunnies, but rumor has it those bunnies never knew how to work their magic in the chute. The buckle bunnies do not play. The bunny crowned THE Buckle Bunny of the 2026 NFR is earning a custom buckle worth more than the ones the Thomas & Mack hands out.
History will be made, backs will be blown out, mascara will run — and in the end, what bunny walks away with the inaugural "DOWN IN THE CHUTE BUNNY BUCKLE"?
Stay tuned to Chute 6 for pre-NFR power rankings.